If you’re still here (which you are, duh), I sincerely applaud you. Even I can’t stand that garbage I wrote way back when. Yet here you are, at Track 9 of the first album, which was soon after dubbed “First Blossom.”

Shush, I was allowed to be cheesy. I was in middle school. 

Ah, and if this sounds even remotely like Pink to you, then I will congratulate myself for accomplishing that – 

What? Didn’t occur to you? Well, it was inspired by Pink, so there!

 

You think I’m the type of girl who’d follow you around

The kind who without you would feel like nothing hollowed out

‘Cause if you feel that way this advice should probably help

If you’re looking for a girl like that then find somebody else

 

I’m not just a game or a T.V. show

I’m not the one who says “on your mark, get ready, set – go!”

I’m not a trophy or a prize or an accomplishment

Just go ahead and find some other form of entertainment

 

You don’t need somebody special who stalks you in your dreams

You just need the kind who’s everything she seems to be

Now that everything we’ve been through has been said and done

Go and find someone else to call your number one

 

I’m not just a game or a T.V. show

I’m not the one who says “on your mark, get ready, set – go!”

I’m not a trophy or a prize or an accomplishment

Just go ahead and find some other form of entertainment

 

Even if the world came crashing down

There’s still one thing I would never do

Yeah, it may seem kind of harsh to say

But I’d never want to be with you

 

I’m not just a game or a T.V. show

I’m not the one who says “on your mark, get ready, set – go!”

I’m not a trophy or a prize or an accomplishment

Just go ahead and find some other form of

 

 

I’m not just a game or a T.V. show

You know I’d rather be out here on my own

Come on and try your luck, let’s see if you can win

Just run along and find some other form of entertainment