It’s interesting,
and by ‘interesting’ I mean scary,
how a female’s position
goes from feral predator
to fearful pray in
.7 seconds
Calm down, boi
I’m sure I eat enough
Look at this dude all jacked up
Do I say I’m jealous
I don’t wanna be dangerous
I just want to get home safe
Without being forced into this race
My legs are weaker and smaller
How do I get away
I wish I was a soldier
I wish that I could turn time back
And reclaim my happiness
I wish that I had monster stats
At least then men would be afraid
Eye for an eye, fear for a fear
I wish I could stop time
You bet I jab and cross a ton
Look at me getting all buff
It’s kill or be killed, toughen up
I don’t wanna fight or run
I just wanna get home safe
But I can’t protect myself, this state
Put a shipping ban on Mace
What’s a dame without pepper spray
I wish I was a soldier
I wish that I could turn time back
And reclaim my happiness
I wish that I had monster stats
At least then men would be afraid
Tooth for a tooth, tear for a tear
I wish I could stop time
I wish they’d all just disappear
Eye for an eye, fear for a fear
I don’t wanna fight, I’m scared
I don’t wanna die out here
I wish I was a soldier
I wish that I could turn time back
And reclaim my happiness
I wish that I had monster stats
At least then men would be afraid
I wish I could turn time back and reclaim
My naiveté
I wish I was a monster
I wish I was a monster
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