Peeking round the corner again now, are you babe

Forgot about your ego, there’s a reason that we broke babe

Oh the mighty make

So much noise when they fall

Should’ve known but

You were only this tall

Looks like you still have the strength to talk. Babe.

 

Hey hey hey

If you couldn’t step up to the plate

I should’ve treated myself better

You’re not the one that got away

Oh man you were just a babe

 

I see you snooping where you shouldn’t be babe 

Forgot I set up boundaries for a reason, I don’t want you here 

I don’t like your texts 

That you send every year 

Leave my holidays alone 

Get yourself a beer 

I don’t wanna have a nice chat by the beach. Okay? 

 

Don’t invite me for a meal, you’ll just ruin it 

I am never in the mood to see your stupid grin 

I’d forget your face if I knew how to 

Stop changing numbers, let me block you, I’m allowed to! 

I don’t wanna have a nice chat when I’m walking home, okay?! 

 

Hey hey hey 

If you couldn’t step up to the plate 

I should’ve treated myself better 

You’re not the one that got away 

Oh man you were just a babe 

 

I feel so stupid feeling this way 

If I knew this was how I would end up 

I’m sorry to my past for excuses saying 

Oh girl you were just a babe 

 

I almost wish we hadn’t met 

Now I think about it, I take the almost back 

I’ve lost so many parts of me that I’ll forever grieve 

Why’d I think you were a nice guy for me 

 

My dream husband is the opposite of everything that I remember about you 

Importantly, he isn’t real so he can’t screw it up like man-childs do 

And his eyes are so very blue 

And he’s also six-foot-two 

But he knows how to treat me 

Even if I’m only sleeping 

That’s already more than you’ve ever done, it’s more than enough proof 

I’m better without you, babe 

 

Hey hey hey 

If you couldn’t step up to the plate 

I should’ve treated myself better 

You’re not the one that got away 

Oh man you were just a babe 

 

I feel so stupid feeling this way 

If I knew this was how I would end up 

I’m sorry to my past for excuses saying 

Oh girl you were just a babe 

 

I had moved on from my mistakes 

And you still have the worst timing ever 

All this damn resentment ruined my day 

 

Hey hey hey 

You don’t deserve a damn song 

I just need you gone the sooner the better 

You’re just a fool who did so wrong 

But you knew that I was just a babe 

 

(The blue streaks are calming, I’m okay) 

(At least now I can treat myself better) 

(Today was a mess but hey, hey, hey) 

(You’ve got this. You’re good, babe)