What if I have a crush on you
What if I have it bad for bad news
What if I ran up and threw my arms around
And didn’t make a sound
But stayed just like that
Just like a statue
What if I have a crush on you

I got a little too hyper
Seeing you for the first time
In just over a month
Now, didn’t I
I got a little too excited
With you standing a little closer
Without me asking you to-
Wait. Why?

Oh here we go,
I’m overthinking
Or just plain imagining
What you could be feeling
But you’re not feeling anything
I’m just one of the dudes

What if I have a crush on you
What if I have it bad for bad news
What if I ran up and threw my arms around
And didn’t make a sound
But stayed just like that
Just like a statue
What if I have a crush on you

I’m not saying I
Don’t care what you do
I have my limits too
I’m not saying I’m
About to make a move
I’m not that smooth
But what if it’s
Just a little bit
I’m thinking what if
What if I have a
What if I have a crush on you

I get too self-conscious
And all the blood comes rushing
Up to my face
I just hope you don’t notice
I was a little too happy
When I heard you were working
The same shift that I was
So unbelievably novice
I got it,
Must have been what I wanted

Oh, here I go
I’m making it worse
By making it a big deal
And putting it in words
I can’t say I don’t feel anything
Should I try taking it back before
It’s too late
I’ve just cemented my escape closed

What if I have a crush on you
What if I have it bad for bad news
What if I ran up and threw my arms around
And didn’t make a sound
But stayed just like that
Just like a statue
What if I have a crush on you

I’m not saying I
Don’t care what you do
I have my limits too
I’m not saying I’m
About to make a move
I’m not that smooth
But what if it’s
Just a little bit
I’m thinking what if
What if I have a
What if I have a crush on you

How could I resist
When the glass slipper fits
You’re too good to be true
Boy, your kind eyes
Are a danger sign
You won’t be mine anytime soon

Yeah, your gentle voice
Is too damn nice
I’m at a loss for what to do
‘Cause I’m not your type
I’m a poisoned bite
Oh that’s right
You have those, family values

What if I have a crush on you
What if I have it bad for bad news
What if I cook up scenarios
That I can’t tell a single soul
And freeze up just like that
Just like a statue
What if I have a crush on you

I’m not saying I
Am gonna follow through
It’s just my one-sided view
I’m not saying I’m
About to make a move
I don’t think you want me to
If I keep it in
Don’t say a thing
I am only
I’m only tryin’a
Tell you I have a crush on you
But I can’t
Tell you I have a crush on you