You call yourself a lover boy
You promise you’ll do nothing wrong
You think you’re Mr. Wonderful
I hate to tell you something’s off

I don’t get paid nearly enough
I’m maxing out my credit cards
You aren’t worth giving my heart
I hate to tell you love is off

All you had to do
Was shut up and behave
And keep your pants on
I can’t believe what I’m saying
We’re already through
I still get the shakes
What kind of lover boy
Makes me so afraid
What kind of lover boy are you

Of course it’s my fault for expecting
You to keep to your word
Of course a younger man wouldn’t know
How he’s supposed to treat his girl
I was just an experience

All you had to do
Was shut up and behave
And keep your pants on
Would you believe what I’m saying
The years that I’ve been through
I still get the shakes
What kind of lover boy
Makes me so afraid
What kind of lover boy are you

How many hearts you gonna break
No lover boys, just big mistakes
Where on earth are the good ones
The make sure that you’re good ones
The ones who don’t need to be told when something’s off

All you had to do
Was shut up and behave
And keep your pants on
Would you believe I gotta say it
The tears that I’ve been through
I still get the shakes
What kind of lover boy
Makes me so afraid
What kind of lover boy are you

How many hearts you gonna break
Why don’t you just up and behave
You call yourself a lover boy
What kind of lover boy are you