We have arrived at the second fork 

I can’t believe you still take me for 

Someone you can text when you feel bored 

I blocked you so, so long ago 

 

Did you fight 

Are you hurt 

Never mind 

I observed 

One too many times 

To be fooled by the likes of 

 

I’ll admit I’m not a saint 

If you admit that we’re not friends 

‘Cause if there’s one thing I hate 

Yeah, it’s playing pretend 

 

Who you think you’re gonna fool with that 

Get out of here with that act 

Before I shove it up your 

I’m so nice, I’ll help you find the door 

 

You and your crew are playing dangerous games 

The things I’d tell my mom if I could still be bothered to hate 

You lot of saints 

How long’s it gonna take, until you go away 

 

Do you think 

If you try 

Finding me 

In a crowd 

I would stop and talk 

Girl, really, what the f- 

 

I’ll admit I’m not a saint 

If you admit you’re no friend 

‘Cause if there’s one thing I hate 

Yeah, it’s playing pretend 

 

Who you think you’re gonna fool with that 

Get out of here with your act 

Before I shove it up your 

This one last time, I’ll get you through the door 

 

This is lazy at its best 

Should I expect another text 

Sometime a week after my birthday next 

Year, something like that 

 

I spent too long at your side not to know 

How you treat the ones you like 

You can’t believe I was the first to go 

I can’t believe you were surprised 

But, whatever, never mind 

 

I don’t wanna be no saint 

And I would never be your friend 

I don’t care what you think 

I’m done playing pretend 

 

I don’t need you missing twat 

Get out of here with your act 

Before I shove it up your 

Oops, I must have lost the other four