I hate hormones, I hate hormones, I hate hormones 

I don’t need them, get them away from me 

I hate, ugh, I love people, people are so hot 

Woh…what am I even saying 

 

Woh, I have a problem 

Her name starts with an “A” 

She’s been stuck on my brain 

I cannot see straight 

 

My eyes keep following her path 

I’ve never wanted anyone so bad 

In such a long time 

My hormones are on fire 

 

I want her, I want her 

My body’s responding 

Even though I don’t want to 

Do you see my problem 

Goddamn these stupid hormones 

 

Do I have to call it a crush now 

The start of a romantic please, how 

Do I get your attention 

Miss Sweet Smile, listen 

If you keep letting your eyes glisten 

I can’t control my visions 

 

She smells like femininity 

I’m as down bad as can be 

What do I do when she looks at me 

I forgot how to breathe 

 

My hormones are on fire 

I want her, I want her 

My body’s responding 

Even though I don’t want to 

Goddamn these stupid hormones 

 

Do you see my problem 

I didn’t say you should stare 

I’m gonna start a war on hormones 

After I straighten out this affair 

 

Woh, I have a problem 

I want her to myself, I’m depraved 

I somehow got her number 

Woh god, she trusts me to behave 

I still can’t see straight 

But she let her guard down 

So the war on hormones starts now